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Switch and Bait

Ricki Schultz

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Description:A charming, hilarious romantic comedy told with sharp insight and sarcastic wit, for readers of Helen Fielding, Maria Semple, Emily Giffin, or Jennifer Weiner.We switch. I bait.Let me help you snag a date.All through college, Blanche Carter was known as the love doctor in her sorority. Girls constantly sought the perfect pick-up lines for their hot chemistry partners or the best zingers for frat boy flimflam-and Blanche always delivered. Now, she's parlayed her talent for tête-á-tête into a unique consulting business: she runs the online dating profiles of Washington D.C.'s most eligible women.Armed with a battalion of dating rules, Blanche expertly helps her clients streamline their profiles and put their best foot forward on dates. But although she'll happily spend her days messaging handsome strangers (and fending off dick pics) for other people, Blanche's most important rule is the one she has for herself: no relationships. She's seen too much heartbreak and faked far too many convos to believe in real love anymore.That said, when one of the most annoying men she knows--Henry, a friend of a friend with whom she once had a fling--pops up in one of her favorite clients' matches, Blanche gamely messages him on her behalf. And, dammit, if he isn't more than just an arrogant advisor working on Capitol Hill. He's actually fricking . . . dreamy. And smart. And--if Blanche doesn't watch it, she might end up not only screwing over a client and tanking her entire business but possibly breaking her rule about love as well . . . Ricki Schultz's trademark irreverent humor and wry insight into the absurdities of modern dating are both outrageously funny and genuinely moving in her unforgettable new novel."Ricki Schultz's relatable novel will have readers LOLing."--- US Weekly on Mr. Right-Swipe"Rae is a Heroine Who Keeps It Real...She's blunt, she's sarcastic, she's honest...A brilliantly funny debut novel about a 21st century girl searching for her happily ever after."--- Bustle on Mr. Right-Swipe"Breezy, brazen...a fun beach read." --- Seattle Times on Mr. Right-Swipe"This book gave me my absolute favorite feeling: laughing out loud alone in a room, chased immediately by the swoons."--- Christina Lauren, New York Times bestselling author, on Mr. Right-Swipe "For a fun read that feels like an adventure in everyday life more than it does a book, this comes highly recommended."--- RT Book Reviews (FOUR STARS), on Mr. Right-SwipeWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Switch and Bait. To get started finding Switch and Bait, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: A charming, hilarious romantic comedy told with sharp insight and sarcastic wit, for readers of Helen Fielding, Maria Semple, Emily Giffin, or Jennifer Weiner.We switch. I bait.Let me help you snag a date.All through college, Blanche Carter was known as the love doctor in her sorority. Girls constantly sought the perfect pick-up lines for their hot chemistry partners or the best zingers for frat boy flimflam-and Blanche always delivered. Now, she's parlayed her talent for tête-á-tête into a unique consulting business: she runs the online dating profiles of Washington D.C.'s most eligible women.Armed with a battalion of dating rules, Blanche expertly helps her clients streamline their profiles and put their best foot forward on dates. But although she'll happily spend her days messaging handsome strangers (and fending off dick pics) for other people, Blanche's most important rule is the one she has for herself: no relationships. She's seen too much heartbreak and faked far too many convos to believe in real love anymore.That said, when one of the most annoying men she knows--Henry, a friend of a friend with whom she once had a fling--pops up in one of her favorite clients' matches, Blanche gamely messages him on her behalf. And, dammit, if he isn't more than just an arrogant advisor working on Capitol Hill. He's actually fricking . . . dreamy. And smart. And--if Blanche doesn't watch it, she might end up not only screwing over a client and tanking her entire business but possibly breaking her rule about love as well . . . Ricki Schultz's trademark irreverent humor and wry insight into the absurdities of modern dating are both outrageously funny and genuinely moving in her unforgettable new novel."Ricki Schultz's relatable novel will have readers LOLing."--- US Weekly on Mr. Right-Swipe"Rae is a Heroine Who Keeps It Real...She's blunt, she's sarcastic, she's honest...A brilliantly funny debut novel about a 21st century girl searching for her happily ever after."--- Bustle on Mr. Right-Swipe"Breezy, brazen...a fun beach read." --- Seattle Times on Mr. Right-Swipe"This book gave me my absolute favorite feeling: laughing out loud alone in a room, chased immediately by the swoons."--- Christina Lauren, New York Times bestselling author, on Mr. Right-Swipe "For a fun read that feels like an adventure in everyday life more than it does a book, this comes highly recommended."--- RT Book Reviews (FOUR STARS), on Mr. Right-SwipeWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Switch and Bait. To get started finding Switch and Bait, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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